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HAI FRENS IT R VNAMIAN HER 2 LET OU KNOW TEH SECRATS 2 BIG BOOLIVION LVL CHARAKTERZ.

FIRS STEP R STEP NMUBER 1:

YOu are a big fariy mans nutil yuo r 2 snaeky.

- tHIs meens yuo marst get sneaks up high!!

So mnany charakters rnt hihg lvlz of sneak. To remedy tihs concocktion (hehe cock) yuo are teh needings of a drak corner, a sleepy mans (or womans dnot let it be clamied tat i am teh racists) in teh bed nearby, and a ctrl and a q key!

SECNOD STEP R STEP NMUBER 2:

Thats rite manny ppl r nto big on teh skills of a fighters!! SO many r skills that nede 2 be parctissed no a enmey. So the feersum OBLIVONI character sholud parctise hadr nad oftun!!!!!!

HOWEVER!!! IT is hrad to get many nenmies wihtout getting ur arse hnaded 2 u on le platters of gravy and cake!! USING MY CLEVER H4X0R SK1LLZ I disocvery tat u can jus summon ups a dsastardly skerlington frum teh ethers of doomfire and karnig nad practise teh skills on tese hapless kritterz! BURN WITH THE FIRES OF MY UNHOLY LOVE OF CHEESE, SKELETON!!

THRID STEP R STEP NUMBER 4 I meen #...3:

Now u r the sssssssstrong man of fightering and cna sneaks ur way into teh bedchmabers of fairy maydens at nmight! BTU YOU ARE SO SLOWS AND TIRED!!!

HERE is were u do STEP 1 WITH A TWIST!!!!

Insteed of the CTRL key we r using the CAPS LOCK KEY!! Sos we RNU AT TEH WALL 4 ALL NIGHT! MANY R TEh SKILs IN RUNNING WE GETS!

SINCRELY,

VNMAMNI.