Smurf is a nugget from a boys school. As a result his shooting skills are totally honed because of fighting off the fagness.

Boom headshot (given his schooling, this may have alternative connotations)

To keep Smurf away rub garlic on yourself.

Maintains www.hothipposinheat.com.ru and has a staring role in www.yakpr0n.org

That's a horrible photo... makes me look like I have limp wrists. *Shakes head* Kids these days.

PS. My font is actually pink magenta.

BEWARE!! The above person has been known to dress up in wedding dresses, evidence witheld for the trial.