A Beginners Guide to Quantum Physics

Premise 1:

If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.

Premise 2:

If Mr. T and Chuck Norris was ever in a fight against each other, the universe would explode. If Mr. T and Chuck Norris were on the same side fighting someone else, I pity the fool.

I think it is a reasonable assumption that if Mr T. was fighting someone, he would pity the fool. It is also reasonable to assume that if Chuck Norris were fighting someone, he would roundhouse kick them. Therefore, following Premise 1, if Mr T. and Chuck Norris were on the same side fighting someone the universe would implode. It is concluded that having Mr T. and Chuck Norris involved in the same fight, in any capcity, is bad for the universe.

Q.E.D.

Q.F.T.

F.T.W.

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