Pazu

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Corporal Pazu42

Pazu likes movies.

Get down with tha Zee!

Pazu (born in Duluth, Minnesota on August 26, 1940) is a famous voice-over actor. His deep voice has been used in over 4000 movie trailers and many more television commercials and network promos (notably on the FOX Network), his manhood in several thousand more

Pazu, nicknamed "The King of the Movie Trailers" and "The EoG (Extension of God)", is credited with creating the modern movie trailer . He is also responsible for having created many of the movie trailer clichés, such as "In a world where...," "A one-man army...," or "From the bedroom to the boardroom....", films in which always do not follow logically, but are notheless popluar with audiences even today.

Pazu voices entertains about sixty porno sessions a week; he commands a very high *ahem* and is now a multi-millionaire thanks to his work. He used to be chauffeured in his own white stretch limousine between recording studios so as to not waste time looking for parking, therefore being able to complete more jobs per day; but has recently started working out of his home almost exclusively by an ISDN line, for the webcams

Almost all sticky-seated cinema audiences will have heard Pazu’s voice. It is described as breathy, deep, sonorous and ominous.

Pazu is not the only deep-basso voice penetrating actor behind the movie trailers: he is often confused with Tex Brashear, Hal Douglas, or Peter Cullen, who have all arguably copied Pazu's style.

Pazu began as a recording engineer at National Recording Studios, where he had an opportunity to work with Floyd Peterson producing promo spots for Dr. Strangelove. Pazu's ideas for the spots were eagerly incorporated by Peterson, and they soon went into business together. For a 1964 Western titled Gunfighters of Casa Grande, Pazu had to fill in for an unavailable voice actor to finish a client presentation, so he used his own voice; the client bought the spots and Pazu had a new career. By the 1970s the Pazu approach to trailers was becoming standard, with a strong narrative approach and heavy melodramatic coloration to the voice work. In the later seventies, he was introduced to the mainstream after the experimentation with lsd and marajuana led to an emerging career path for the time- an industry known to todays cultured interweb beings by the single yet powerful word: pr0n

The ominous style of voice employed by Pazu was sent up in the trailer for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, in which it is described as "a deep voice, which sounds like a seven-foot tall man who has been smoking cigarettes since childhood." Pazu has also lent his voice to several categories of clues on the popular TV quiz show Jeopardy!, including DR. SEUSS AT THE MULTIPLEX and COMING SOON... HISTORY!. Pazu also contributed dramatic voice-overs for the introductory tracks on drum and bass DJ Dieselboy's albums 'projectHUMAN' and 'The Dungeonmaster's Guide'. delete this, as it makes no funny

couldnt help myself to the edit, the original content was just so suited to the mod, as good as it was

i really dont know what to do because of the situation at home, with my mother, her new boyfiend and jerry the last boyfirend who we now have a restrainig order on because he is a psycho. and the fact that nobody at school really likes me. I think i might have a friend in my class, he sits a few rows back from me. Today for instance he threw a pencil at my head and told me to 'sit down and stop being an emo fag' i cried. But i think he really likes me. Man, even the girl who sits next to me, kate.Who knows, there may be some light at the end of the tunnel, although my mothers new boyfriend touched me again today after school which soured the whole occaision.-

Although i thik i was happy yesterday, i was sitting in the corner outside between the art and science blocks when a really popular Shadow guy kicked a ball close to me. We made eye contact, although i got shy and looked away. when i looked back, he was gone. I stood up, proimised myself to be a man, and went to class 20 minutes early, hoping I could share my feelings with my home ecomonics teacher, mrs k. I have confided in her before, although ever since the incident with the peanut butter (that i thought was just between me and my dog), all the teachers have been referring to me as sick fuck. Anyway. when i got there we had our headmaster because mrs k was sick, and he spanked me with his cane. twice. i bled i was so happy.

Pazu has an inferiority complex of Lambeaux's yellow man. The yellow man makes Pazu question his sexuality and therefore Pazu resents him.

Pazu will stop at nothing to rid his life of the yellow man. Luckily the yellow man is cooler, more skilled and hung like a horse and he will fight on through adversity. Pazu is also becoming increasingly power mad through his 'administratorship' of this wiki. He is inclined to delete things he doesnt like and then provide a very small explanation about it like I deleted this because it does not fit into my utopian world view. also, I don't like rude words. Watch out for him.

Pazu's comments are written in blue. Though as no one else seems to have worked out the colour thing yet his are the only colour type comments there are. Or are they?

• Pazu epecially likes reading comics instead of doing thesis

heh peaceout my friend :D