Honours

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I knocked this up early on in the Honours year, I just found it. There were only a limited amount of actors to place. It shouldnt be too hard to guess who is who

Two Semesters

• One: Do squat, 2 days before due date read a bunch of shit relevant to topic and shit it out for your supervisor (providing the supervisor is not Byeong Ho Kang)
• Two: Do a constant amount of work, right throughout assignment and non assignment time. The assignments are more fun than ever before and steal your time when you are not paying attention. In the last month, you will have all your assignments done, but for some reason you are not making any progress on your thesis. Most people will work harder on it, and some may take a holiday to queensland for beers and some sport. By the time said parties get back the shit has already hit the fan and sprayed everything around, leaving the vacationeer in a sense of freedom, unaware of the impending doom. Anyway, there is also exams and a full on deadline like your mumma that you just possibly cant shift, and are ever gravitated towards.

There is also a presentation in which you do one (and only one) of the following things:

• Go over time - cool people and Lambert do this.
• Go under time - uncool people do this...
• Talk too fast and sing the spam song
• Talk like you are on drugs, in extreme cases also talk about drugs thus highlighting to the audience your current altered state - this one is common for DRNuK members
• Win money

The Pope

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The people are the reason you do honours for (and the fact you didnt want to get a job in the first instance) There is no orderinh here either

• H for Hamid
• Bob
• Daddy-o
• Brunos Brunos Gali
• Tony
• Dmitry "The Doctor" Noobenetsky
• Emma
• Burella
• "What the" Jimmy
• Robomeister Hallzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• Joelene (not hons, but a paedophile)
• Dirkenator (Dirka Dirkistan)
• Phil
• Coach Z
• Nahds
• the real lambert (auto away: cs)
• Antoiné
• Manny
• Random guy in corner since semester one (WHO JUST TURNED UP FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES AND LEFT AGAIN! He existsss..........)
• New (mute) random guy in other corner
• Pete (teacher)

Cans

The real (extended version) of honours is that you earn the school hundereds of dollars by using the vending machine. After you have collected sufficient cannage, you can be totally awesome.

Wow, turns out I'm a published academic or something i guess? Byeong must have been desperate lol.