Season vi Achievements

The worst of the worst

Most injuries in the season - (1) Auron, Lambeaux, Vanmani

The Jamie Campbell award for the most wides/no balls bowled in a single over - (6) Shadow

The Michael Bevan award for the player with the most consistent weekly results - (NA) X-sane  (woohoo, still in the stats and didn't play a match) - This is retarded. Bevan is the most over hyped player ever. He was crap. <- THIS IS THE POINT

The Kermit The Frog award for the player that managed to statistically lose us the only game they played in - Matt (PB)

  

Season v Achievements

Highest Batting - (52) Smurf

Lowest Batting - (-9) Manny

Best Bowling - (-19) Manny

Worst Bowling - (27) Smurf

Highest Batting Average - (17.93) Smurf

Lowest Bowling Average - (-2) J-Dwagg or (0.75) Beren

Best Combined Contribution - (12.5)Beren

Worst Combined Contribution - (-7.92) Shadow

Best combined contribution in a match - (31) Vanmani

Worst combined contribution in a match - (-29) Xsane Woohoo I made the stats!

Most Games in a season - (16) Vanmani

Best Improvement from last seaon - (14.94) Manny

Least improvement from last season - (-11.66) Xsane Twice no less

Least Games in a season - (2) J-Dwagg

Negative Total Runs Scored - (-21)Manny

Smallest Change in contribution - (0.92) Auron

Most Award - (3) Smurf, Manny, Vanmani

Least Awards - (1) Shadow(3), Auron(4)

Most Like Smurf - (7.46) Vanmani

Best Cricketing Moment - (HATTRICK) J-Dwagg

 

Season iv Achievements

"In the zone" (Highest Batting Score) - Tim (41)

"Sif need defence" (Lowest Batting Score) - Dave (-19)

"Hit Ganguly in the goolies with a googly" (Best Bowling) - Anthony (-12)

"Meat pie chucker" (Worst Bowling) - Tim (24)

"Shoo-in for the IPL" (Highest Batting Average) - Tim (21.43)

"Ooh-aah McGrath Award" (Lowest Bowling Average) - Dave (4.71)

"Delivers when it is needed" (Lowest Bowling Average of a 4th over bowler) - Anthony, Joel (5.00)

"Mr Cricket" (Best Combined Contribution) - Tim (12.93)

"Making up the numbers" (Worst Combined Contribution) - Manny (-15.71)

"How about I just do this myself then" (Best Combined Contribution in a match) - Tim (35)

"Paid off by bookies" (Worst Combined Contribution in a match) - Manny (-32)

"Participation Award" (Most Games in the Season) - Tim (13)

"Encouragement Award" (Best improvement from last season) - Anthony (+15.38)

"Sif improve" (Least improvement from last season) - Manny (-7.81)

"Pretends to have a life outside cricket" (Least Games in the Season) - Dave, Manny (7) (Joel (5))

"Should have stayed in bed" (Negative total runs scored) - Manny (-8), Dave (-6)

"Well, at least he's consistent" (Smallest change of average contribution) - Jamie (-6.14 for both seasons)

"Isn't he special" (Most Awards) - Tim (6)

"Everyone's a winner" (Award for Least Awards) - Duncan, Tristan, Ivan (1)

"Kodak Moment" (Best Fielding Moment) - ?? I couldn't think of one so I didn't include it

 

Season iii Awards Achievements

"Uses a non-regulation box" (Highest Batting Score) - Smurf (46)

"Doesn’t use a bat" (Lowest Batting Score) - Vanmani (-20)

"OMGWTF Bowled" (Best Bowling) - Shadow (-11)

" OMGWTF !Bowled" (Worst Bowling) - Lambeaux’s (41)

"Best Batsman" (Highest Batting Average) - Smurf (25.3)

"Best Bowling" (Lowest Bowling Average) – Beren (3.1)

"Best Fielder" (Best overall fielding performance) - Smurf

"MVP" (Best Combined Contribution) – Smurf (+12.3)

"Kodak Moment" (Best Fielding Moment) – Shadow’s Groin Catch

"The Jamie Award" (Worst Combined Contribution) - Danger (-7.9)

"Man of the Match" (Best Combined Contribution in a match) - Smurf (41)

"Can’t take the Pressure" (Worst Combined Contribution in a match) - Lambeaux (-43)

"Pick me, pick me" (Most Games in the Season) - Tim, Lambeaux (12) The records shall show that I played 12 games as well this season

"Cleo’s Most Improved Player" (Best improvement from last season) - Smurf (2.9 increment in average)

"Mr Doesn’t Like New Division" (Least improvement from last season) – X-Sane (18.6 decrease in average)

"Mr I play too much touch football and don’t care about my team" (Least Games in the Season) – X-Sane (2)

"Mr Didn't Get Any Awards Because he is too mediocre" – Auron (2) Beren: Although he was second on combined influence Ahem, and batting and bowling averages.. so he is actually Mister Consistent in both batting and bowling independent of who we are playing. Being second best just means he is the first loser in these awards Meh, next time you want a stumping off your bowling, just do it yourself then - I'm obviously too mediocre. har, sif people are crap enough to miss my bowling in the first place

"Smurf look alike contest" (Closest stats in a game to Tim) – X-Sane (17 points on average different from Smurf)

"The X-Sane Award" (For being Forgetful and Crap) - Smurf

"Most Pointless Statistic Award" - Beren (For coming up with the influence statistic which is not at all recorganised by the offical awards committe)..(although the committee: Alias Jamie. Probably should as he ranks better on it with bowling then when based off averages)

 

 

Upon completion of the second season of cricket, i am proposing we have a football style awards for our performances. However given we are so few in number we should have more awards than in football to compensate.

There will be awards for great performances as well as poor performances (so I can get some awards too) mostly based on stats which I have been analysing. Just like the Brownlow medal, this isn't necessarily about who is the best player, rather who recieves the most recognition through awards, preliminary results may suprise you.

 

Season 2 Awards Achievements

"Uses a non-regulation bat" (Highest Batting Score) - Auron (44)

"Uses a stump as a bat, but is not Bradman" (Lowest Batting Score) - Lambeaux (-21)

"Perfecting the Mystery Ball" (Best Bowling) - Vanmani (-12)

"Pink Quiche Thrower" (Worst Bowling) - Smurf (29)*

"Best Batsman" (Highest Batting Average) - Vanmani (19.9)

"Best Bowling" (Lowest Bowling Average) – X-Sane (4.1)

”Best Fielder” (Best overall fielding performance) - Smurf

"Stats Hog" (Best Combined Contribution) – Vanmani (+11.6)

"What a run-out" (Best Fielding Moment) – Lambeaux’s Tap

"Special Award" (Worst Combined Contribution) - Jamie (-6.6) Twice in a row, c’mon.

"Man of the Match" (Best Combined Contribution in a match) - Vanmani (42)

"One to forget" (Worst Combined Contribution in a match) - Lambeaux (-40)

"Pick me, pick me" (Most Games in the Season) - Vanmani (17)

“I think I can, I think I can” (Best improvement from last season) - Vanmani (18.0 increment in average)

“Slow Learner” (Least improvement from last season) - Lambeaux (5.8 increment in average)

"Mr I need an eleven year old to fill in for me" (Least Games in the Season) – X-Sane (6)

"Mr Didn't Get Any Awards Because Jamie Hates Him" – Danger, Shadow(1)

"Mr Bastard" - Jamie (3)

"Mr Obviously a decent but not completely tops all rounder character" - Danger, Shadow

"Mr Dont Tread On Me Or I Asplode on You" - Shadow

"Mr I didn't get any awards, boo hoo cry alot" - Danger (4758gb7)

 

Season 1 Awards Achievements (check your steam/xboxlive/cool kid accounts)

"Strike Hog" (Highest Batting Score) - X-Sane (40)

"Block I say" (Lowest Batting Score) - X-Sane (-21)

"Texting like Warne" (Best Bowling) - Danger (-10)

"Pie Thrower" (Worst Bowling) - Vanmani (-50)*

"Best Batsman" (Highest Batting Average) - X-Sane (13.1)

"Best Bowling" (Lowest Bowling Average) - Smurf (12)

"Stat Padder" (Best Combined Contribution) - Anthony (+0.22)

"What a Catch" (Best Fielder) - Danger's Shoe

"Special Award" (Worst Combined Contribution) - Jamie (-20)

"Man of the Match" (Best Combined Contribution in a match) - X-Sane (31)

"One to forget" (Worst Combined Contribution in a match) - Danger (-48)

"Mr Consistancy" (Most Games in the Season) - Lambeaux (17)

"Too Cool for School" (Least Games in the Season) - Smurf (2)

"Mr Didn't Get Any Awards Because Jamie Hates Him" (work this one out yourselves you pricks) - Duncan(1)

 

• Shadow had a worse bowling performance (53) but was deemed deemed ineligable as he had to bowl extra overs during this match. Also he drinks too much.