Haiku Repository

This is a section for all you Haiku lovin' peeps

Feels free to share the love in the form of Haiku

5-7-5 forever

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Soccer would be good

If they dumped the offside rule

and had oval balls

- Semi Naked Chef

Escaping the fuzz

Across the border you go

Run mexicans run

- Semi Naked Chef

Network going slow

Far Cry jumps around a lot

Someone is leeching

- Auron

Wiki is open

Anyone can edit it

Chaos in control

- Pazu

Lots of words to write

And a presentation too

Oh no it's thesis

- Auron

Oh Tim Berners-Lee

Semantic Web brings us pain

Settle for the web

- Lambeaux

In the motherland

You do not write the thesis

The thesis writes YOU

- Shadow, not at all stolen or ripped off from Pazu

There's no I in team

But if I'm not in the team

Then why should I care

-Shadow.

Made in deepest hell

Forged by the hand of Satan

Aibo plays soccer

- Lambeaux

{FGI} Lambeaux

Lead the way and fight the fight

Leave no-one behind

- Lambeaux

FGI poke fun

DRNuK bust their ninja moves

FGI dead now

- Vanmani who h4x3d j00!!!!!11Ninja stylz

Love alot forever

My alot love undying

Alot is the hot

-vanmanivanmanivanmanivanmanivanmani

For alot I pine

And a sweet glass of red wine

Alot will be mine

-vanmanivanmanivanmanivanmanivanmani ^_^

Alot so dreamy

Such sexual syllables

The word is divine

-vanmanivanmanivanmanivanmanivanmani, in love <3 also alot of help from Auron and Lambeaux

The clan FGI

Forged in the heat of battle

Victors through team work

-Shadow. Took alot of thought not to have the word alot in it.

Alot isn't bad

It's the same as alittle

Both are awesome words

-Shadow.

I keep telling you

Alot is not a real word

You guys are teh crap

-Auron.

Generator says

Fantastic Gibs Irony

Computer says no

-Shadow.

BOOM Gib Gib Gib Gib

Gib Gib Gib Gib Gib Gib Gib

Gib Gib Gib Gib Gib

-The Gibbering Gibber.

- Thesis -

An almighty task

It takes eight months of your life

It knows you're afraid

- Lambeaux

haiku are crap - no they are not

um, hope this fits here - it doesn't

does that count? - no

- Toolio - Not good enough, F--!

Ivan wants cocktail

So he goes to the party

Everyone else too

- Vanmani

haiku has five then

seven silly syllables.

five again to end

-danger (does that work?)

Start with a notion

premise expanding slowly

ending poingantly

-danger

danger daringly does 6 syllables! 6 SYLLABLES! Suggested: "danger the douchebag" "Danger does Dallas?"

alliterating always

when he cbf

-danger

chopper champion

Vanmanivan that is he

When he Battlefields

-Vanmani

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

-thom parkin

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