(CLAN ANOTHER LAMER)

http://fgi-clan.tripod.com/

We have another nugget with a half-baked web design to contend with. Smiteage al l the way.

• Dirty. Danger will now perform a professional critique on the website two pages:

1. I like the background image. Pity about all the crap that obfusicates it. Although in context it is too complicated (for a bg image). Consider washing it out a bit (lot)
2. The site mentions an update; but I cannot see what the update was to. Its generally regarded as a good idea to show the freshness of information (also conveying the popularity and activeness of your site) People will be less likely to check back if the last update was several weeks ago.
3. Typeface. erk. Next
4. Content. Looks like this clan has no members, maybe they were created and authored in the midst of alcomohol too.
5. For god sakes, put a <title> in! Let the noobs know who pwnz0r3d them, and their hottness mothers.
6. Link breakage. Oh noes. The link back to the front page from the members page is b0rked. The 'back to home' link (only shown on the front page) doesnt work, and its not reproduced on following pages. Wheres the consistency? While on that note, looks like the flash objects suddenly lost their 'transparency' (well white on black is easier to see when its black on (mostly) black). And stop leading on the poor souls waiting for a page to come up when they hit any of those last 3 buttons! Dont make them clicky! Grey them out! Do something!
7. Contrast. Red on red gets kinda hard to see. I guess its not too much of a trouble as there is no content to really lose.
8. Spelling. One usually spells 'Matchs' "Matches" Dont make high visibility spelling errors like this else it'll make you look a bit amateur. (I am exempt from all spelling rules, because I am like chuck norris is to fighting, for wordz0rz and grammar and stuff.
9. Lose the ads. You aren't even getting the dollars for them. >:)
10. Keep in mind the way in which the eye moves over the page when you design siteage. The two common patterns are reverse 'c' and a '7'/'Z'. Consider adding content so that the eye does not skip from the advertisments to the advertisments to the bottom of the page, where the user will be like 'wtf mate?' and have to look again to see a good lack of effort in all aspects of this place. you have made a mockery of the sacred three (F, G & I)

• Ok. Ten hints is enough, come back later and see if you are a match for the MIGHTY (and rightfully named) *thunder clap* CLAN FGI! Powah! here here, all valid points. Embarrassed to say i mised the speling mistak! So obvious too. I give this critique 90% (HD). Big Kev Manderson would be happy with this effort! I didn't know we got thunder-claps when we say *thunder clap* "Clan FGI" :) Review is spot on, website is poor, background is not too bad logo, but fuck off the JPEG artifacts thanks.

(Clan Feel Good Inc == FGI) == (true | false) ???

http://kinawol.tripod.com/index.html & http://fgi-clan.tripod.com/ also there was a German one but their website is dead so they might have stopped. Who cares anyway, it's not like we're talking about trademarks here. I maintain that we are a social clan more than a gaming clan and as such allying, challenging etc. makes no sense. That and I don't think talking to them will yeild anything more than "WTF U C4NT ST3A1 OUR N4M3Z0RZ!!!1 W3 R TEH TRU3 FGI CLAN!!!11! U R TEH F4GZ!!!1 OMG ROFL PWN3D!!!1"

props to bob for finding this

Possible actions:

• Smite them
• Ally with them
• Ignore them
• Dont give a fuck
• Begin dialog with them

I'm all for the smiting at the moment, unless they show worthiness (like pwnage in CS:S, which appears to be their game), in which case allying might be considered. Although it would need to be substantial skill to make up for that website.Smite them? Only if we come across them in a game. Ally with them? No fuckin' way, sif! Ignore them? Yeah, prolly the easiest and best thing to do. Don't give a fuck? Yep. Begin dialog with them? Nah, there's only 1 of him. Sif we care about him. We're bigger than him anyway. Damn you and your common sense! I wanted smutage!Like I want to go and play CS:CZ just so I can smite 1 nüb who thinks he's a clan. he did lay out a few people (3 all told) for different 'leader' roles fyi dudeYou are right about that, I retract my statement. But read this on the website: patrick is the leader of the clan. sam fisher and tweezer are the co-leaders. although this clan is new we want to become the most popular and the most skilled clan in condition zero. can you seriously trust someone who writes something like that on their page? He doesn't even use capitals for proper nouns. *cough* Manny *cough* :P

I suppose if you guys want to punch-on I could handle some fisty-cuffs.

Also, Feel Good Inc would be a good name for a song.

I'm doing a really good job of not giving a fuck and I'm not even trying.