Dangeresque the protagonist of awesome
{FGI} dangerskew ramone says:
well i play it every night; but only for 30/45 minutes
Ivan says:
that's kinda a lot
{FGI} dangerskew ramone says:
because my wrist gets tight
History
Dangeresque (born on August 19, 1963) is an American actor.
Born in Cypress, California, to Loretta Phillips (of English and Irish descent) and William Dangeresessness (a Norwiegan-American); his paternal grandfather, Hermes Dangereskimo, was born with the name Dangeropoulos, and changed it to Dangeresque upon emigrating from Greece to the USA. Dangeresque has two sisters, Janeen and Alaina. He has appeared in a number of film movies, commercials and television sitcoms since 1982. He kicked off his acting career with a role in General Hospital, also having starred in an unaired Coca-Cola advertisement.
Dangersquat is best known for his role as the character of Jesse Katsopolis, an Elvis-obsessed rocker and motorcycle aficionado with great hair, in Full House from 1987-1995.
Dangeresque married supermodel Rebecca Romijn in 1998. This was the first marriage for them both. They did not have any children, however this was not indicative of their marital arragement as demonstrated by stolen sex tapes being circulated on the internet. The couple separated in 2004 and officially divorced in 2005. After this divorce, he had a brief fling with Shanil Singh, which is said to have ended in August 2005.
On the musical front, Dangeresque has toured with The Beach Boys as a drummer on and off for 15 years. When tired of oldschool californian rock, he was convienently offered the opportunity to stand in for The Darkness' lead singer Justin Hawkins, after a mystery illness prevented Justin from singing. During this time, dangeresque went undercover (as per the contractual obligations) so that only the band knew of the situation. During this time, he also helped record several tracks on their new album 'One way to hell and back', being identified as mispellings of Justins name in the some of the songs credits. When Justin was finally reinstated into the band, dangeresque left and began associating himself with the then smalltime, but big sound band Wolfmother. Since his involvement with the band, Wolfmother have gone platinum with their debut selftitle album, and have also been awarded with the prestigious and inaugral 'J award'
In November 2000, Dangersquat was the winning bidder in the eBay auction of the Disneyland sign, with fourteen-foot-tall letters, which had stood at the entrance to the park for the past decade. He paid $30,700 for it.
Dangersquat currently stars in the TV series Jake in Progress on ABC, after leaving his role in the Sopranos in 2002.
He also will play a role on the hit NBC series ER.
Personal quote: "Have cock!"
also something about ladies;
Dangerscat grew up in the forests of Norway where he learned to fend for himself by trading sexual favours to the squirrels for acorns. He was thrown into the ocean by one particularly aggrieved rodent after getting a little too 'bitey' during one regretful session. He washed up on the coast of Tasmania where he spends his time depressing his friends. He likes the Spazzys too much even though they are not as good a Sleater-Kinney and quite frankly he looks funny. Also whats with the goatee? Does he think he is in System of a Down? or maddox himself?
Dangerskew comes from the three latin words bardus, agnella and femella, meaning that he is able to strike at random unsuspecting strangers in the street without clothes - especially in cases where a mere mortal would surely die. It is not uncommon to see Dangeresque spelt "Dangerskew" or "Dangerscube", except that Dangerscube one is very rare indeed and only happened once. you may also see him running about with a huge boner (helllloooo wimins) of the naked in the street variety). It also has somethign to do with homestarrunner and accurate typing skills and most importantly the fact he likes feet in his crotch (or boiling water in the eye, huh Pazu? That was an accident! It was only a tiny drop anyway. God damn pussy.I wasnt aware that three litres was a tiny drop! )
Fact file
now refactored for your viewing pleasure
Danger can categorise how he spends his time fairly cetegorically
1. Work.
| Actual work | Unfortunately I do more work than anything else at work. Its pretty sad, but keeps me in a job. Yes, Jack is a dull boy. |
| msn | This time last year, I wouldnt touch this peice of software. These days everybody uses it (at least its protocol) so it makes for a great way to whilttle time whilst waiting for your frigging application to deploy |
| pool | Instead of a lunchbreak, I will play a game or two of pool throughout the course of a day. Would you believe that im still crap. That was rhetorical, tards. |
I was not referring to something in the shining; but the Jerusalem virus from the late 80s. Though I now understand that the phrase originated in 2400bc by Ptahhoptep.
2. Intarweb
After work and weekends when not otherwise busy its intarweb time.
Usual suspectsFrequenting
| stumbleupon | lets just say im addicted stumbleupon What's your username? I just signed up because I got sick of running out of Internet. |
| games | I have a bit of an attention problem when it comes to games. I clocked about 65 hours for bf2. Played wow for two weeks + 3 months and still am. Played a couple of levels of fear, played a bit of doom3. Played unfathomable hours of diablo 2; go figure. Though rumblebox is great when im annoyed about something |
| music | I listen to a fair bit of internet radio from last.fm- only stuff im interested in 24x7. rock out |
3. Lacrosse
| Social roster | captain of the '03 '04 '06 premiership team. yay for me. This sinks a day a week for three months of the year |
| full contact | Usually have some sort of going away/tournament thing. I love indoor, I hate bogans. Although there is something about indoor that just makes it way more violent. |
| intarweb | maintainer of our new website. http://www.taslacrosse.org |
| bs | Lacrosse, by people who have nfi. Lacrosse in australia by people who have some idea |
Vows
- Keep aurons page cool. he cant do it by himself (Dangeresque is also known to constantly edit the wiki page of Auron because he feels inferior, tall poppy syndrome and all.)
- Remain faithful to lamboxes shoe through sickness and health
- Embrace the alot
- Come out of the closet and admit that I am infact EMO
Random
- Having repetitive sounds on a web page is most possibly the most annoying thing ever
*Dangeresque's comments are written in pink GREEN alot cos he is all about the native environment.
- Check out Dangeresque who stars in /CENSORED/ as the guy who bounces on the other guy.
But this is not it- camel-luvver (included for prosperity)
You may have seen danger
(for those of interest, this is where i supposedly exist political wise)
Music-Related Stuff
My favourite artists this week (from http://last.fm )
Latest album
I got these this week, all are totally awesome! (who would have thought)
Judas Priest - Ram it down
Led Zep - Houses of the Holy
The Superjesus - Sumo
Bodyjar - How it works
One Dollar Short-Receiving Transmission
Collective Soul - Collective Soul
- Dragonforce - Sonic Firestorm
Awesome speed metal. Now the heaviest music in my collection. Also my first import.
- Collective Soul - 7even year itch (greatest hits)
Killer cd if you like collective soul
Just found this for $12 at in2music. hits++
- Fumanchu - California Crossing
Nice cruisy fat sounding stoner-rock
(missing about 20 cds here. too slack to keep updated)
I bought myself some cds for the 'best of'/'greatest hits' season (aka christmas)
- The Ramones - Hey Ho Let's Go/Greatest Hits
Grabbed this after I heard Pazu ranting about it. Its awesome. It was also $20
- Led Zepelin - Early Years and Latter Years
Original and the best.
- Queen - Platinum Collection / 3 Disc Best of
With 55 odd tracks, another bargain for $20
Currently waiting on imports
- Donnas - Donnas turn 21. I should have ordered some of their others.
- Postal Service - Give up. How many times i have watched hte such great heights clip i do not know. Props to them for letting it out free to download. Also has district sleeps alone as the opener. I agree with mick, long time favourite, tasty, tasty song. Man this is one of my favourite albums - i once made a t-shirt that said "I am a visitor here, I am not permanent" but it got terminally curried when I was cooking one time :(
I should write more i know. But now im being paid to do somethign else
I like (proper) chick rock alot. Its one of those albums that has a lot of tracks and you have heard them all on the radio, Its not just about two or three tracks. id probably peg them on the more poppy/catchy/cool side of le tigre meets the dresden dolls. Just without the feminism of le tigre, and with more harmony and less piano than the dresden dolls.
I saw them live and they are great fun.You are indeed a bastard
Bands that I have seen
a blatant rip of aurons ideas, here is the list of cool shit (aka bands) that I have seen:
| Artist | Venue / Notes |
| Jebediah | Uni bar '01 |
| Pollyanna | Uni bar '01 (supporting jebs- but i rekon they were better) |
| Incubus | Gone South Hobart '02 |
| Grinspoon | Gone South Hobart '02 |
| MGF | Gone South Hobart '02 |
| sonicanimation | Gone South Hobart '02 |
| Something For Kate | Gone South Hobart '02 (missed a bit grabbing some food) |
| Reel Big Fish | Falls '02 |
| Michael Franti & Spearhead | Falls '02 |
| 28 Days | republic '05 |
| Faker | BDO Melb '06 |
| Gerling | BDO Melb '06 |
| Wolfmother | BDO Melb '06 |
| The Go! Team | BDO Melb '06 (last few songs, drinks and rest break after wolfmother) |
| End of Fashion | BDO Melb '06 |
| The Living End | BDO Melb '06 (from afar- in the white stripes mosh pit line, aargh!) |
| Franz Ferdinand | BDO Melb '06 |
| White Stripes | BDO Melb '06 |
| Cog | MS Fest '06 |
| The Herd | MS Fest '06 |
| Shihad | MS Fest '06 (bloody awesome!) |
| Grinspoon | MS Fest '06 |
| Eskimo joe | Showgrounds '06 (with the company of the fgi warlords) |
(at this point exempting all the oweek acts over the years)
Bands that I was sad about missing
acts that I had the opportunity to see, although forgot/cbf getting tickets for
| Act | Venue |
| Cat Empire | Uni bar '04 |
| Regurgitator | Wrest Point '05 |
| Wolfmother | Falls '05-06 |
| White Stripes | Town Hall '06 |
Don't miss Wolfmother a second year in a row! Falls 06 is teh werds. FTW dude. If ur not there, then I'll be thinking of you while going crazy nuts fully drnuk when they play.
Danger in picture / 'Scroll with scroll button'
This is one good reason to use last.fm (shadow, jdawgg, vanmani and beren now are)
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