SHADOW IS NOT BORED RIGHT NOW

Who the cockshit made the Earth spin so fast? Slow it down dammit, I NEED MORE TIME.

Just run while you do work. Everyone knows that as you approach the speed of light time slows down.

Oh, the secret is running and working at the same time, not drinking. Man, I am a chrono-noob.

Oh, running and drinking is they key to celebrating the end of thesis, running and working is the key to finishing it. You'll get the hang of it.

So just do the whole superman (2?) thing already

Arrive late to uni, say around 11 or 12. Then leave early, say around 3 or 4. This means you have a "lazy day" by getting there late, and then have to go off to tennis by 3 so you get absolutely DIDLEY SQUAT done! Pull an Anthony.

Here is a random sample of my thoughts this morning (sometime, I'm not exactly sure when) after a fairly hardcore all-nighter. See if you can guess what band I was listening to (although the second song reference kinda gives it away :P). Some things I might be able to explain if pressed. Some I might not.

I miss hand-eye coordination

I've got rubber legs

Sit up, Stand down

Clickety click

teeth disintegration

No I'm never, No I'm never, No I'm never gonna let you down now (you can stay up there til you starve?)

It may be that this desk is not entirely stable

It may be that my brain is not entirely stable

NO NO NO FORBIDDEN

I suffered from a rather unique case of hayfever this year. And I don't get hayfever. NO FORBIDDEN

I am the Hotel Yorba.

I think I smell a - no wait that's just me

gibbering is counter-productive

BANISHED

can i come back now?

NO BANISHED

I think there's a revolution happening in my coke can

NO BANISHED

The mirror tells me that I AM BECOME TRLYNG but no, that doesn't make sense

Doritos are FUCKLING LOUD...Fuckling? I think I meant Fucking. I hope I meant Fucking.

SHIT NO BANISHED

I think my doritos are trying to kill me

if I had a blog, I would only be allowed to post in it after AT LEAST 24 hours without sleep. or something else that I'm not allowed to remember. I think. no, that's a bad idea - NO BANISHED

chicks has a crown

you cuntstrap of a computer

surely someone has put joel's head on angelina jolie's body and called it angelina joely by now. surely.

frvade sucks. Okay, level 33 was cool. Although the forums made yt a little easy. Level 34 sucked again, but not so much. Level 35.

The ASP bone connects to the - VB6 COM bone

The VB6 COM bone connects to the - C# COM bone

The C# COM bone connects to the - C# wrapper bone

the C# wrapper bone connects to the - clyent's Web Service

...and the clyent web service is rooted